Aaaaaaah! Cobras!!!
I don't know what I'm doing.
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Everyone who gets like really into Greek mythology either ends up worshipping the gods, studying classics, gay, or somehow all three at once
… Holy shit.
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Wow. Black Panther shatters box office records, and suddenly box office numbers don’t mean anything any more.
For fuck’s sake, White People. Could you be any more pathetic?
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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays*
*Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL!
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1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world
The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.
(Source: monicas)
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Meet The Swim Reaper, death taking an extended holiday on the beaches of New Zealand and sharing their vacation snapshots with the world on Instagram. From beach yoga in the morning:
To leisurely glides aboard an inflatable flamingo:
But The Swim Reaper isn’t actually off duty.
“NZ is amaze! Heaps of mean beaches and swimming holes, and a long line of people willing to do dumb stuff. The perfect mix. Ha! Yeah, so I’m just hanging out all summer, waiting to reap some peeps. Swim dumb and I’ll be seeing you soon.”
The Swim Reaper’s endless beach holiday is an ongoing campaign created by the government of New Zealand in effort to promote water safety.
Water Safety New Zealand estimates that about 105 people die from drowning each year in the island nation, with 56 lives already claimed this year. The worst part? These deaths are totally preventable, and most of them tend to befall young males who swim drunk.
So be safe at the beach so that The Swim Reaper can spend more time sipping tropical drinks, playing volleyball, and creating these delightfully morbid getaway photos and videos for us to enjoy.
Follow The Swim Reaper on Instagram
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I didn’t think I could love NZ more.
(Source: archiemcphee)
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